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damn you, PIG TROTTERS!!!
god. my blog look literally like crap.
early morning go school.....was dreading looking at philemon. i actually thought that he'd call someone to beat me up. guess i didnt know him enough... didnt know his 'inner depths'. is that the word? guess so. no offense. but everything turned out just fine, actually. we talked during science lesson, when ms chew ask us to create a test paper. (?) our group all wanted to set the hardest questions. so i suggested that we could, like, say, let the test-takers write how much particles are there. then philemon said, "impossible, unless you want to count the particles." and that was a first. directed at me. then we were normal again. hahas, lol. then it was english. not much to say, i guess. then maths. oh, the fucking person teaching maths. what the hell. you fatass. stare what stare. i tell you i never do. so what? no need to use those freaking eyeballs to stare at me. IM NOT INTIMIDATED BY YOU, you freakass. you think people like you? rubbish. your teaching methods suck. if e1 gets poor grades for maths, it'll be due to YOU. you are such a major pain in the BUTT!!!!! curse you. so what, standing only mah. like i cannot stand. you're so damn biased. pick on people you dont like. how unprofessional. people laugh not your business right? they have the rights to laugh, not that you can take these rights away. you think you're such a GOOD teacher? personally, i think you have an attitude problem. crap. then lit. quite okay. i think i have a tendency to play hard or work hard during lit. today was play hard. dominic gave azimah a straw heart. then he took it back and unraveled it. then he couldnt fix it back. so we were playing with it. then he finished making it. he asked me to guess who he'll give it to. dumb question. i said jiayuan. i mean, obviously. then he said he may give it to rui wen, blah, and asked me to guess some more. i said mdm kaur. a bit too loudly, coz she perked up and said, "what? who called me? where are you?" then i was waving at her, signaling dont need, while that stupid dominic was laughing. oh hell. then we said goodbye to mdm kaur. then dominic said, "goodbye mdm cock and have a great day." he put loads of emphasis on 'cock' and i was laughing so much mdm kaur looked at me weirdly. then mother tongue. do letter writing. then dominic the extra one go call hongkai sit with him. then i finished writing, so i wrote lit. then aft class le dominic gave jiayuan the straw heart through the window, when kellie was just there. and so, kellie knew that dominic like jiayuan, ha ha. im not going to talk tomorrow. i swear. coz i say things that hurt people. crap, i wont talk except when needed to. emo?! .___.
PHILEMON IM SO SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE YOU ANGRY!!!
i swear...i mean, dont you say fuck too? yeah, i say fuck too, but i didnt mean to hurt your feelings!! so sorry...dont angry can? i didnt mean to... oh crap. guess what. i went to school to pass up my art homework. got off the bus. walked with my eyes sort of glued to the ground. ha, shouldnt do that all the time. then someone blocked my vision. AZFAR. he stuck his hand on the shelter pole, and asked me, "may i know what is your name?" in that kind of fake polite voice @.@ i wanted to whack him with my roll of art paper. but i opted for eye rolling. then i said, rather idiotically, "lame?" then he walked away. i am no fun, dude. i went to art room to find ms chia. she wasnt there. i went to staff room. she was pushing a pram. (?!) then she saw me. and took her time walking to open the staff room door. then she gave me a Look. she sighed dramatically and said, "you all e1 hor...! always late hand in your art!" then she gave me another Look. but ms chia. not my fault!!! bleh, you say me like im a representative of e1 for you to say ^^ then walked to the bus stop before AI bus stop. and before that. then i boarded 811. and i didnt realise that Amirul was in the bus until i got off at my stop, and he got off too. ha. talk about me being blind. so i gave him a wave. well, technically, not exactly a wave, coz my wallet was in my hand and i sort of waved. like the wave i gave tarilyn. and he was like, barely acknowledged me. he just gave me a Look. so we walked. we never even talked at all, considering i had sat with him in a group last year, with jun xiang. beside him, no less. talk about a man of few words. so i felt uncomfortable. i walked quickly, walking before him. rather stupid, huh. and just nice there was an open lift. and so, i stepped into it. i was about to press a button when he walked past, giving me yet another brief Look, then saying, "Bye." full stop. talk about awkward! so i just sort of mumbled, "bye bye." i mean, how stupid is that??? blehhs. we dont know each other well enough, i suppose.. ric. ha ha ha. i know two of your secrets!!! im gonna blackmail you...!!! ha, as if im such a person. but really. why cant you just tell me who she is??? crap crap crap. im jealous! i mean, not because i dont have boyfriend or whatever. but it is because you are my best friend, yeah, and now you have a **********. its like, i feel as if i just lost someone important. just like that time kelson got a girlfriend. and i felt jealous, too, coz i just lost my best friend. i just hope you wont turn into a obssessed freak... stay the same, please? and asyikin, im gonna blackmail ya too!!! i've got another secret of yours!!! blehh, actually, i wont. lol. crap, my punishment is quite hard, CPL ASYIKIN!!! what if their names hard to remember??? okay, i'll try. cheers, dudes and chicas!!! PHILEMON, IM VERY SORRY!!! FORGIVE ME PLEASE?? HOPE WE'RE STILL FRIENDS... reunion dinner ^^
so. today i went to eat reunion dinner.
and i specifically wore blue studs, now that i've pierced my ears. and i spent quite some time deciding what to wear. know what these symptoms are? well. obviously, i was trying to impress someone. so. we drove over to my grandma house, where the reunion dinner was taking place. with my (or should i say, ours?) bird, Mickey (we just verified it to be a male). well, coz my grandmother was fickle. first, she said that Mickey is too loud. then, in a split second, she asks us to bring Mickey. lame?? so we brought Mickey. the hot air balloons have already came, and they were upstairs (*&^$!??*!!). so i went upstairs. i tried to be civil and greeted them as nicely as i could muster. but they have the cheek to give my a lame nod while watching tv. the cheek, indeed! i should never have called you, no, i mean greeted you, at all. jesus! im trying to be civil! so, back to the main topic. the person i wanted to impress havent arrived yet. so i busied myself in the kitchen. i used a can opener to open a can of clams (seriously, is is that delicious??). then i opened a can of abalone. stingy people. only give one abalone. give two wont die what. one big one small: perfect for children and adults. but they give one. lols. not worth it. so while i was pestering my grandma to let me cut the abalone, the person i wanted to impress arrived. lets just call him JK. and his small brother JT. jeez, seems like im doing a math problem. (let the number of sweets be x, etc) so. JK and JT came with their parents. hey, i wanted to impress him so badly is because i dont see him that much these few years. we were childhood friends. the bestest of friends. we always prided ourself as the oldest of my sister and his brother, JT. we always played together, i was always with them in their games, which included fighting 'aliens from outer space'. and my sister would be the so-called 'extra' one, coz she'd carry the doll and follow JT, saying, "ah T, your baby is crying!" and she'd become JT's 'wife'. and JT would pretend to humour her, while at the same time making me and JK laugh. JT'd say, "ohh, baby, dont cry.....aiya stupid baby lah!" then he'd throw the baby in the air and my sister would rush after the baby, saying things like, "you shouldnt do this to out baby, ah T!" or "how can you throw our baby? look she's crying now!!" and its like, me, my sister, JT and JK had some sort of bond. we shared intimate moments (im not telling) when we're young. and, i'd be lying if i said that i treated JK as a childhood best friend only. yeah, i got a crush on him. he's not very handsome, you know. but its like, i know him. he could actually look good if he wanted to. okay, so maybe a little part of me hope that he liked me too. so, now y'all get why i want to impress him? so, but now, its like, the four of us are like, so shy around each other. JT is trying to act innocent, JK wont look me in the eye directly. and so, we were like, just brushing past one another without a glance. its quite sad, ya know. that our bond is that weak. its like, we hit puberty and then we freeze off one another. so i wanted to impress him. so that he'll realize that i am still capable of being his childhood best friend. and that im worth it. but i guess nothing worked. either my charisma sucked, or whatever. JK still wont look me in the eye. JT too. even our parents tried to coax us to talk to each other. so they were standing near the door, and me and my sister were leaning against the wall. pathetic. we were all observing each other from the corner of our eyes. then they left. i almost wanted to cry... i gotta sleep. update more tomorrow. HAPPI NEW YEAR!!! "practicalistic"?
stupid 'pig trotters'.
spoil the happi mood. confiscate the netball toy for what. we playing only. today play cannot meh. always study study study. you not bored i bored arh. you think you always correct arh. we break one teeny rule also cannot meh? as if you never break rule before. i dont think you so guai lor. piss me off with your freaking i-am-always-correct attitude. go to hell, why dont you. ****************** i just realised something. that, actually, some names suit a person perfectly. for example, timothy is just like a timothy. and zoey is just like a zoey. dont understand? well. when you think of the name zoey, what do you think of? well. i thought of quiet. ha. suits zoey. so. and bernice is a bernice. hyper, loud, etc. and sonia...is also a sonia :D quiet. outgoing. and jiayuan is also a jiayuan. round, loud, cheerful... just like sarina is a sarina. loud, crazy but infectious laughter, a jolly face... tricia's also a tricia. quiet, outgoing at times, the bestest friend when in need, loyal... actually, what im trying to say is that, actually, everyone is unique. i mean, you definitely cant imagine two timothys with different face but same personalities, right? its ridiculous. still dont understand? ask me in my tagboard :D other people have great blogs... .__.
i was just reading timothy's blog, the people's section.
not fair. how come other people can write great and humorous blogs??? and mine still remains a bloody shit? not fair. also not fair that ric grow taller during the holidays. he grew a ridiculous length. how can people grow about 10cm or something during the december holidays??? and why is it that i dont grow at all??? blehh, life is unfair! so today during FT period hanyo and jiayuan came over to where i was moping, and taught me a new game. i think it sounds horny or something. its something like, "he niu nai, he niu nai (drink milk, drink milk)", then the other person must say a different one, like, "ji niu nai, ji niu nai (squeeze milk, squeeze milk)". altogether, there are four. 1)he niu nai, he niu nai (drink milk, drink milk) 2)ji niu nai, ji niu nai (squeeze milk, squeeze milk) 3)hen duo nai, hen duo nai (a lot of milk, a lot of milk) 4)mei you nai, mei you nai (no milk, no milk) when you do the actions, it'll be wayyy weird. i cracked up before i even did it. going to play games. and going to link bernice now. nights! CCA open house [:
overall, i think the open house was okay.
but my poor egg!!! is being locked up in gloomy SJAB room! my dearest eggie!!! i'll rescue you out on monday! ohmygod asiyikin said she put it on the whiteboard. fancy that. the whiteboard, you know?! what if falls off and crack? hmmm...if it cracks, asyikin will have to pay be another egg. so. after D&T, me, natasha and azie chionged to SJAB there. nobody assemble lor! waste my leg muscles' energy. [not that i have any to speak of] then my lunch only eat five minutes plus. a piece of mushroom bread. only. so you could imagine my stomach was really naughty and kept reminding me that it's empty. then rita want us all to practice for the thing. the case, i mean. so i was talking too much. one of those rare times where i talk too much. and i said something insulting. so i clamped my mouth shut and did not talk anymore, if not i'll insult more people. and those classes were, like, i dont know. they were so insulting! one even said when the guys were doing obstacle TOC, "wah, by the time they finish climbing, the casualty already die lo!" hey, who the hell are ya to comment on the ambulance? you also not them, also not in our cca. of course you dont freaking know what they learn during trainings and what they're doing. what a f*head. "talked" to ric today. as in, across the courtyard. we were making faces and all that. and i realised that he had grown during the holidays. his voice had broke. and he was taller. but still as, um, round. um, no offence. so, yeah, he actually looked great. heyy, not that i am crushing on him or anything. i know who he likes!!! not telling. so. i admit i had a tenny weeny bit of mood swing creeping in from morning. so i was not talking, sitting on benches, or the floor, or sitting on the table, or walking around. and 1n2 never even came. waste our time waiting. only 1e4 came, i think. i didn't do quite well for the case lor. i was like a stupid freaking dummy, asking dumb questions. my efforts of trying to impress the sec ones came to nothing. how sad. mr thiru actually bought pizza for us. thanks, sir! good nighty. quiz first
Dear JIAYUAN: I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it when i saw the shrunken head under a state of trance and i saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when i think of our friendship. Best regards, SHERMAINE.
RULES: Do the “Letter MEME”.Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment,informing them that they have been tagged.Then copy the “How-to” Letter Meme, and finish your blog entry. - />How you do the Letter Meme: Dear (the last person who left a comment on your blog):I don’t really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ __3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I’m sure you’re ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I’m returning___8___ to you, but I’ll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should alsoknow that I ___10___ ___11___ .___12___,-Your name- 1. What’s the color of your shirt? Blue - Our romance is over Red - Our affair is over White - I’ll join the monastery Black - I dislike you Green - Our horoscope doesn’t match Grey - You’re a pervert Yellow - I’m selling myself Pink - Your nostrils are insulting Brown - The mafia wants you No shirt - You’re a loser Other - I’m in love with your sister 2. Which is your birth month? January - That night February - Last year March - When your dwarf bit me April - When I tripped on sesame seeds May - First of May June - When you put cuffs on me July - When I threw up August - When I saw the shrunken head September - When we skinny dipped October - When I quoted Santa November - When your dog ran amok December - When I changed tennis shoes 3. Which food do you prefer? Tacos - In your apartment Pizza - In your camping car Pasta - Outside of Chicago Hamburgers - Under the bus Salad - As you ate enchilada Chicken - In your closet Kabob - With Paris Hilton Fish - In women’s clothing Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation Lasagna - At the mental hospital Hot dog - Under a state of trance None of the above - With George Bush and his wife 4. What’s the color of your socks? Yellow - Hit on Red - Insult Black -Ignore Blue - Knock out Purple - Pour syrup on White - Carve your initials into Grey - Pull the clothes off Brown - Put leeches on Orange - Castrate Pink - Pull the toupee off Barefoot - Sit on Other - Drive out 5. What’s the color of your underwear? Black - My best friend White - My father Grey - Bill Clinton Brown - My fart balloon Purple - My mustard soufflé Red - Donald Duck Blue - My avocado plant Yellow - My penpal in Ghana Orange - My Kid Rock-collection Pink - Manchester United’s goalkeeper None - My John F. Kennedy-statue Other - The crazy monk 6. What do you prefer to watch on TV? Scrubs - Man O.C. - Emotional One Tree Hill - Open Heroes - Frostbitten Lost - High House - Scarred Simpsons - Cowardly The news - Mongolic Idol - Masochistic Family Guy - Senile Top Model - Middle-class None of the above - Ashamed 7. Your mood right now? Happy - How awful I’ve felt Sad - How boring you are Bored - That Santa doesn’t exist Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage Depressed - That we’re cousins Excited - That there is no solution to this. Nervous - The middle-east Worried - That your Honda sucks Apathetic - That I did a sex-change Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your hamster Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men Overjoyous - That I’m open Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks 8. What’s the color of your walls in your bedroom? White - Your ring Yellow - Your love letters Red - Your Darth Vader-poster Black - Your tame stone Blue - The couch cushions Green - The pictures from LA Orange - Your false teeth Brown - Your contact book Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs Purple - Your old lottery coupons Pink - The cut toenails Other - Your memories from the military service 9. The first letter of your first name? A/B - Your photo C/D - The oil stocks E/F - Your neighbour Martin G/H - My virginity I/J - The results of your blood-sample K/L - Your left ear M/N - Your suicide note O/P - My common sense Q/R - Your mom S/T - Your collection of butterflies U/V - Your criminal record W/X - David’s tricot outfits Y/Z - Your grades from college 10. The last letter in your last name? A/B - Always will remember C/D - Never will forget E/F - Always wanted to break G/H - Never openly mocked I/J - Always have felt dirty before K/L - Will tell the authorities about M/N - Told in my confession today about O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about S/T - Get sick when I think of U/V - Always will try to forget W/X - Am better off without Y/Z - Never liked 11. What do you prefer to drink? Water- Our friendship Beer - Senility Soft drink - A new life as a clone Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo Milk - The apartment building Wine - Cocaine abuse Cider - A passionate interest for mice Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations Mineral water - Embarrassing rash Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism Whisky - To ruin the second world war Other - To hate the Boston Celtics 12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? Thailand - Warm regards USA - Best regards England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail Spain - Go and drown yourself China - Disgusting regards Germany - With ease Japan - Go burn Greece - Your everlasting enemy Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard Egypt - Fuck off now France - In pain Other - Greetings to your freaky family SJABits -.-
hahas. wondering what's SJABits?
the meaning quite lame lah... it is SJAB+tidbits=SJABits lame right??? lols. sooooo...early morning got ms liauw lesson. yawn. a bad start to a good day. then bernice send me message. SJAB 3.20pm start. oh hor, corporal, you sms in class!! lols. i also. then it is P.E. or something. so sorry leh 2e1 i admit that i was one of those slow ones during the run but i really did put in an effort... i think i have grown fatter. arghhs!!! then is geo. hahas, i never do article. never bring textbook too. then is recess. never go down coz jiayuan sprain her leg. so we at the class eat hanyi de blogshop sell de cookie. very nice leh!!! i so wanna buy. then is MT. never learn the spelling! sure got lots of wrong one. then mr. chin come our class. coz limin was defiant. so she kenna. then english two period. i was like, yawning through the whole lesson. then when doing hw i tried to catch some zzz's. but then the azfar must act so righteous and call me to wake up. thanks, azfar. then write journal. wrote about sar and tri and yizheng they all. our last-time clique. miss the clique very much! then got SJAB. ehhs, i thought 3.20 report, then i before 3.20, then bernice come ask me: "why you late?" i was like, what the freaking hell? didnt she tell me to report at 3.20??? so CCA officially started. oh boo. so. rita they all come. aziemah cry. coz she scared rita. i think so. hey, aziemah. cheer up! cant remember much. oh, yeahhs. yang qing m'am v.good. aziemah say one. c'mon, applause. then after that bernice cry. said what thing abuse her. (?) bernice, cheer up! then i went to summer green, a bubbletea shop to buy french fries at only $1. i tell ya, the fries v.crispy one. add more salt better. so i was waiting for my fries. then a filipino girl came and ordered something. she said, "auntie, i want a chickan cheese barger." and i was looking at her incredulously, wondering what the heck she just ordered. then i pieced it together: it was a chicken cheese burger. i mean, she should be able to pronounce!!! omg. cant talk le. gotta sleep. night, people. thank you to...
boo!
blogging again? im not depressed le. cheers! so, um, i just wanted to say thank you to, um, janser. coz on thursday (ha, i still remember!^^), during MT lesson, janser came over to me and ask me if i got drawing block or not. i said no. then he ask me i got do art anot. i said no, too. (?!) then he disappeared (i dont mean literally, i meant he disappeared from my point of vision.) and awhile later, something was dangling in front of my face. it was a piece of drawing paper. and who was holding it? janser. it was, like, so out-of-the-blue. and so i took the paper. and i was staring at him, shocked, even when he was back at his seat. i mean, its not everyday that janser comes up to you and gives you a piece of paper when you, like, desperately neeed it. miracle? no offence, janser. if you want me to pay you for the piece of paper, i'll do so. just give me a tag! thanks for your that piece of paper! SJAB?
yeah. i finally took out horse shoe.
am i supposed to be happi? coz i feel weird. hey, i got used to wearing horse shoe. and now im supposed to get use to not wearing horse shoe. i think im seriously lame. lol. so. pei xian was the i/c. and yeah, she did some things that were funny. but in the end bernice was crying and she ended up crying as well. and i was like, what the heck?? and. today people got promoted. and yeah, im not one of them. depressing much? anyway, congratulations to: timothy, xinpeng, aliyah, aziemah and bryan for becoming LCPLs :D tell me if i miss you out.. congratulations also to: asyikin, bernice, tarilyn and sonia for becoming CPLs if i say wrong just correct me coz my memory sucks. i never brought the badges. extra? then...hey, i was disappointed when i didn't get promoted. but i wasnt that sad. hey, there's always another time to get promoted! and i wonder really: was my face alright? coz i have people coming up to me and asking me how am i. do i look that depressed? first is aini. she ask me, "how are you? never get promoted? you sad anot?" etc. then after cca, sonia come over and ask me, "shermaine, you okay?" do i really look depressed?? i should be asking her that question, actually. she looked so glum when collecting her, um, certificates? from mdm hartini. cheer up, sonia! then i went to the bus stop with jiayuan. um, the bus stop before the AI bus stop. does it makes sense? guess not. so i went on the bus before jiayuan. and it went to the AI bus stop. yu qian saw me. and she looked right at me. and take note that im in a bus. and who should come up the bus but asyikin??? bus havent stop yet and she saw me le. shocked? guess so. how weird. din noe asyikin and aziemah take 811 too. and that i took 811 for a year and never seen them. how lame. so she come up bus. talk to me. i told her yu qian not happy...she ask me, "you promoted to LCPL?" i say no. then she ask me... "dont sad hor... DONT SAD." she's the third person. in my opinion, i think my face showed no expression. can you three read my mind? felt like you all seeing through me. and im not transparent. asyikin told me a sort-of secret. im gonna tell it now... .......... kidding. i dont like to spill secrets. even sort-of secrets. ******************** so i got off at the bus stop opposite northpoint. and asyikin say loudly, "bye shermaine." hey, i dont mean really loud. the bus was quiet, so her voice was, like, projected clearly. so i said bye. and walked off the bus. the bus moved on, and i glanced up. asyikin was looking back at me. that's the problem. why do people always look back? is it a natural habit? i dont do that, actually. its a strange habit. most of my friends do it, too. ha. maybe im abnormal. how weird. i only realised it now. ack. was msn-ing with ms tan just now. and i realised that... ms tan, i miss you!!! feel extra?
yesterday.., okay, make it monday, tuesday and wednesday.
SJAB duty made me feel so extra... yeah, i wanted to skip class. and skip class just to feel extra at duty. oh, how very fun. not. felt literally like an extra. were they speaking in code? felt lonely... they can click like, say, instantly, with the sec ones. and me? stand there like a dummy. well, talked to a few sec ones. two sec ones, to be specific. lol. may, from 1t1 wanna join SJAB. yeah. hmm. maybe i just dont click with them. maybe coz we're from different social circles. i think that's it. like thian soon said, i am antisocial. with them. will the coming SJAB sec ones think that im like, lame? im lame. how depressing. alicia kumar said she wanna join SJAB too. will she quit? i think yes. my duty class is 1n2. hey, i picked it. alexandra and ryan were the facs for the class. alexandra is pretty, ryan is handsome. do i need to elaborate further? yeah, i need. ryan is short. lol. very short. hell. tomorrow got SJAB. dread it so much. tough, tough, tough. but must endure. go, shermaine, endure. how unconvincing. chongfu peeps? -.O
er. i made a fool out of myself.
yeah, i went to scope out those sec 1 chongfu peeps. and, yeah, saw a girl, from chongfu. [i'm quite good with faces] and jia wen. that's yi zheng's friend. she didn't seem to recognise me, tho. she had appealed to AI, coz she was still wearing chongfu uniform. and gui jia qing. impossible, lor! he also wearing chongfu uniform, so that means he appealed, too. wonder where's jing yi studying at. and i saw sarina this morning. ohmygod, can't believe how much i miss her! just hope that our friendship is still steady. hope that when she found new friends, she won't don't care about me anymore. and i saw AK too. ohmygod, she looked fabulous! her big glasses were gone, she was wearing a demure looking spectacles. and her hair is long and layered. and tho, she haven't grown taller yet, but she's much more slimmer now and looked like a beautiful girl. and chi han is still the same! same cropped hair, same face. she looked shocked to see me, tho. i bet she still can't remember my name! the people i miss... : tricia yizheng alecia CX kelson shiyun sihui gabriel boonping all kidsville peeps i know oh no. now i'm feeling emotional! help!!! anyway...just wanna say to all those people i listed: I MISS YOU ALL!!! SHERMAINE LOVES YOU!!! |